Minions
Comedy Chaos
You're not the hero. You're not even the sidekick. You're a minion"”one of a great villain's loyal, off-colored, and spectacularly chaotic little helpers. Embrace glorious failure, unleash delightful mayhem, and perhaps accidentally succeed at something truly ridiculous.
Mission: Dubious Morality
Embark on missions of dubious morality and even more dubious execution. From stealing the moon (or something slightly less important) to orchestrating the perfect heist for a banana, expect your attempts to gloriously, hilariously go wrong.
Your best tools are sheer numerical superiority, an inexplicable love for bananas, and an unwavering (if misguided) belief in your own capabilities. Success is accidental, failure is spectacular, and chaos is always on the menu.
Character Roles
- The Brains - Elaborate plans that rarely survive contact with reality
- The Brawn - Excellent at opening stubborn jars and pushing heavy things
- The Personality - Master of charm (in theory) and getting into stickier situations
- The Techie - Digital wizard confident in their ability to make things spark
- The Burglar - Sticky fingers and a trail of crumbs left behind
- The Operator - Can make anything go, precision control is a distant dream
Glorious Failure
Plans fall apart spectacularly. Gadgets spark. Simple tasks become complex disasters. And somehow, you keep trying.
Teamwork Chaos
Work together through hilariously incompetent cooperation. Numbers are your strength, competence is optional.
Accidental Success
Every so often, your chaotic plans accidentally accomplish the objective. Those victories taste sweetest.
Play Minions With
RPGAnywhere Classic
Perfect for quick, hilarious missions. The system's flexibility shines when rules are bent by comedic chaos.
Learn about Classic →Infinite Horizons
For longer campaigns where minions gradually (accidentally) climb the ranks of villainy.
Learn about Infinite Horizons →